i'm not fat...i'm just an elevator hazard.

been a long time... since then i have a huge meet this friday it would be newburgh urrrrr we will take them down
"if swimming were easy the call it football"
1. 12/05/2005 Monroe-Woodbury 89, Suffern 97 (LOSE)
2. 12/06/2005 Monroe-Woodbury 99, Vernon 71 (WIN)
3. 12/08/2005 Monroe-Woodbury 117, F.D. Roosevelt 69 (WIN)
4. 12/13/2005 Monroe-Woodbury 104, New Paltz 79 (WIN)
5. 12/15/2005 Pine Bush 85, Monroe-Woodbury 101 (WIN)
6. 12/17/2005 Monroe-Woodbury at Viking Invitational @ VC (WIN 2nd out of 15)
7. 12/20/2005 Warwick 76, Monroe-Woodbury 104 (WIN)
8. 12/22/2005 Monroe-Woodbury 111, Valley Central 68 (WIN)
9. 01/05/2006 Washingtonville 86, Monroe-Woodbury 100 (WIN)
10. 01/10/2006 Monroe-Woodbury 114, Cornwall 64 (WIN)
11. 01/12/2006 Monroe-Woodbury 108, Minisink Valley 76 (WIN)
12. 01/19/2006 Kingston 77, Monroe-Woodbury 109 (WIN)
13. 01/20/2006 Monroe-Woodbury 94, Brookfield 92 (WIN) <----HUGE!!!!!!
14. 01/27/2006 Newburgh at Monroe-Woodbury (?)<---------Must Win!!!
15. 01/30/2006 Middletown at Monroe-Woodbury
16. 02/03/2006 Monroe-Woodbury at OCIAA Championships @ Wash (Dive)
17. 02/04/2006 Monroe-Woodbury at OCIAA Championships @ Wash (Swim)
18. 02/16/2006 Monroe-Woodbury at Section IX Championships @ VC (Dive)
19. 02/17/2006 Monroe-Woodbury at Section IX Championships @ VC (Trials)
20. 02/18/2006 Monroe-Woodbury at Section IX Championships @ VC (Finals)
21. 03/03/2006 Monroe-Woodbury at NYS Championships @ ECC (Trials)
22. 03/04/2006 Monroe-Woodbury at NYS Championships @ ECC (Finals)


LISTEN FRIDAY MW SWIMMING TAKES ON NEWBURGH COME OUT & SHOW YOUR PRIDE FOR CHEERING US ON & WEARING TONS OF PURPLE.

"Do not let what u cannot do interfere with what u can do"

MY TEAM

Roster:

John Beyer '07
Shane Burgos '09
Dan Clemente '08
Aarron Diffley '07
Thomas Dunne '08
Donald Furman '06
Tyler Fusco '09
Michael Gale '08
George Giannone '06
Mark Gill '07
Daniel Gold '09
Jordan Hauge '09
Pat Hentze '07
John Ingigneri '07
Kramer Jakubek '07
Alex Kral '08
Joseph Lofstedt '09
Steven Manganelli '08
Andres Martinez '08
Michael Martinez '06
Brian Meyer '07
Stephan Moltzen '08
Peter Nastasi '08
Marcin Opelko '07
Egor Pershin '09
Stephen Pietsch '07
Mike Shoiock '08
Allan Smith '08
Mike Steinoff '07
Darien Sutton '06
Matt Sutz '09
Michael Townsend '07
Justin Tsang '09
Brandon Vetere '09
Joseph Vetere '07
Kevin Walsh '10
Matthew Woods '08
Alex Wurzel '07
Matthew Yeager '07

stile - a step or series of steps that enable a person to climb over a wall or fence.

I Bet You Can't...

A man walks into a bar and orders shots for the everyone. The bar tender asks if he even has enough money. The man says, "I am a professional gambler, I bet you a hundred dollars I can bite my eye." The bartender agrees, so the man takes out his fake eye and bites it. The man then says, "I bet a hundred more dollars that I can bite my other eye. The bartender agrees, so the guy pulls out his false teeth and bites his other eye. The bartender pays him and says, "My bar is packed, you still don't have enough money to buy shots for the house." The man asks the bartender to take one more bet. The man then says, "I bet 600 dollars that I can piss in that bottle over there without a lick going out." The bartender laughs in disbelief and agrees to the bet. The man begins pissing all over the bartender who laughs again. The bartender says, "You better pay up now, you just took a bad bet." The man replies, "No, not really. I just bet those guys over there a thousand bucks that i can piss all over you and still make you laugh."

Adult Swim

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are swimming breast stroke in a race. The blonde comes in last and says, I don't mean to be a a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their hands

10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd

10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, parents, principals, police, and authority figures.
9. Is overly enthusiastic about 'Dungeons and Dragons' and other role playing games.
8. Very familiar with megahertz, wears glasses and, can quote scripture.
7. Frequently speaks of martial arts, but still gets beaten up.
6. Says 'Whom' instead of 'Who.'
5. Is pleased when disruptive individuals are sent to the office, so that they can continue with their learning.
4. Prefers NPR to any music.
3. Gets upset when there is a test or quiz that he did not know about.
2. Rooted for Deep-Blue in the famous chess game.
1. Must be pulled off bridge when not accepted at the college of his choice.

Counting Condoms

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.
Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"

Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."

Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"

Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."

Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"

Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."

Code for Sex

There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of ''writing a letter.'' One day, Daddy said to his daughter, ''Tell your mommy that Daddy wants to write a letter.'' The girl went and told her mommy and the mom said,
''The red ribbon is coming out, not now.'' The girl went back to the daddy and told him.

One day, Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted to write a letter. Daddy replied, ''Not now. Daddy already wrote the letter by hand.''

The 5 Questions Most Feared by Men

1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

Question # 1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is: " I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following: a. Football. b. Golf. c. How fat you are. d. How much prettier she is than you e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!"

Question # 2: Do you love me? The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear."
Inappropriate responses include: a. Oh Yeah, sh@*-loads. b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes? c. That depends on what you mean by love. d. Does it matter? e. Who, me?

Question # 3: Do I look fat? The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Incorrect answers are: a. Compared to what? b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin. c. A little extra weight looks good on you. d. I've seen fatter. e. Sorry what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me? Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Incorrect responses include: a. Yes, but you have a better personality b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age d. Define pretty e. Sorry what did you say ? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 5: What would you do if I died? A definite no-win question.(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Lotus and a Boat").
No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:
WOMAN: Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do. WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry? MAN: Okay, I'd get married again. WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) MAN: (makes audible groan) WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed? MAN: Where else would we sleep? WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her? MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs? MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed. WOMAN: - - - silence - - - MAN: Sh&%.

A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...

A sailor walked into a bar with a small head.
The bartender asked what happened.

The sailor said, "My boat sank. I was adrift for 3 days when I saw a mermaid."

She said, "I will grant you three wishes."

The sailor continued, "I wished there was a boat and suddenly I heard 'toot toot' for there was a boat on the horizon. Then I wished I looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I did."

Then I said, "I wish you would give me a little head."

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."


lol.

hoax - a trick or deception, meant as a practical joke or to fool others.

Aniline - an oily, poisonous liquid derived chiefly from nitrobenzene and used in making rubber, dyes, and drugs.

Hey working till tonight at close the store w. da WITCH Cindy.

This week has got to be insane. I mean the shit that I have be doing, well maybe it really izn't alot but it still iz the shit(poo poo). Smoked Monday, Tuesday, Wedensday, and Today maybe I should stop. Nelson I am kinda of shocked that you quit or put the weed on hold until you go to Jamica next year. Cancun is coming up and I can't wait for vacation chicas. Me encanto la vaccion. So da permit makes life a little werid, I mean thinking that I would never be able to drive and all of a sudden I am doin' whatever I want diz shit is making my life excitin'. "When u white the skys the limit. When u black the limits the sky." - Chris Rock Bigger and Blacker. Wheatus Teenage Dirtbag is still the best song in da universe. W. life being so chill u wonder what is it going for my other peeeeepssz. Sam was at the pool getting her oil tan on and.....well we all think she got a little burned. Oh...went to Wal-mart w. mom drove her their N' saw(good movie get it I seen them & i said saw.....lol)<---Stupid Jokes..Keep Life..Fun. Kevin, Rhyne, and Devonna. We were all high but i did it w. someone else be4 that. Went walking around b/c we all had sum munchies, munchies, munchies. Kevin bought cookies CHIPS AHOY chewy, and orginal recipe. Rhyne(Yellow Snow) went w. Devonna 2 find sume ingredinets for the tacos they wanted to make that plan went \/ down the drain when they realized that they had no taco hmmm..little problem when makin' tacos. They had a whole change of mind Rhyne screamed thought about nachos by that time half of Wal-mart thought and knew that we were all stoned out of our mind. Knew thing I have do is help my grandma drive around to the rez to get her to summer activities. Boring.

RAIN

July 4th Fireworks were pretyyy chillllll...........
Darnell called said that maybe tuesday we might all hang out.
And Last night i went out to applebees and got a irreastita-bowl
i got the organe chicken and it was amazing...buy it just do it.

Today I have work, and then probally going out driving.

Went to work this morning at about tweleve and worked until 8. I was orignally going to stay until six, and the main manager asked me to work until close I told her nine she said fine and that was all good until the Dick (REY) wanted to pop an attiude with me the whole time he made me leave early. what a fucking bitch. So got home went out driving which made everything all better. Alright I'm tired I will write the totally story tomorrow.

Hey...today quite possibly might be the best day in my entire life, I mean puts the cherry, on top of whip cream, on top of the cookie dough ice cream. Today I woke up and I was getting ready to go to the best place in the world THE DMV (a.k.a. The Department of Motor Vechiles). We left the house at about 10:45, and we arrived at the DMV at 11:10 I went inside for the women to tell me that they stop doing permits at 11:00 and they will start again at 2:00. She told me that I could either leave and come back tomorrow but, if you know me we all know that, that was defintly going to be an option. I have been dying to get my permit forever I mean we all know that I didn't have it when I was sixteen. Unlike you other lucky other people, not to say any names buttttttt.....Danielle(Darnell), Arriana(Airy), Lauren, Nelson, Rachel, Karl(you better stop that stuff lol...), Zach(Good Luck at Milldbury), Matt, Sam(Hammy), and Adri(Laundry). So I went out with the family to Dennys had a good brunch, then went to this store in Middletown the Ghetto City itself. Called Gantaes or something like that lol.. since my dad is insane we decided to change into the camoflouge and I took all these insane and amazing pics which will be updated soon into the photobucket check repeatly... Alrgith so I go back to the DMV to take my test I have two people in line in front of me who went moderatly quick...good shit...because I really didn't have the patients to be waiting their for hours and hours I go up give her all the i.d. and she gives me this 20 question test I sit down and take the most important test in my life in my eyes of course. I felt o.k. until I knew that I had to give this test in and it would decide wiehther I would be opening doors of freedom or staying in my room of confinment for the rest of the night until I could take it again the next day. I gave her the test and she told me I got three wrong and to go step up to the camera and she would take my picture she did and then gave me my permit and I walked out feeling totally different their was some burden that I had felt was lifted off my shoulders and know I have the privelges other teenagers had the ability to do things without asking their parents for a ride. I know that sounds a little fucked up but come on the things that go on in my life aren't the most easy things to get along with ohhh... and by the way anthony thanks for the shit I gotta give you the twenty and you said you were going to give me a ride on saturday call my cellphone to tell me what you are going to do. At this very moment my mothers friend came over and gave my mother money for buying her kids ice cream and my mother says that is just so insulting I bought the ice cream for the kids not so you pay me back. Bull Fucking Shit No One Does Anything Nice For Anyone Anymore. LOL... Emma lol...are best inside joke ever tell you sister good luch at NYU she is so lucky I wish my parents would pay for my entire college tution. Lucky Her. Oh best movie ever has got to be White Chicks. "It's Tricky" such a funny inside joke Saby. Saby remember the time we working and it was 87 degrees in the store and Rey in his bi-polar was flipping out on everyone. He told me, you, David, Karl, and Nelson that we suck at work and shit. Going to work for a day $42 dollars, Buying McDonals Chicken Strips, $6.50, being late to work and having Rey flip out on us and having the rest of night to talk and make fun of him, Priceless. <-----lol.lol.lol.lol.lol. so many werid times so many inside joke. I will leave you tonight with the words of the famous Chris Rock..... Men only need three thing Food, Sex, Silence.......Feed Me, Fuck Me, Shut the Fuck UP!!!!!!!!!!! <-----know would be the time that we are supposed to laugh. Hey Lauren, I am taking the Chemistry Regents again on August 16, 2005 at 12:30 give my cellphone a call because I want to know what you are doing, and if you are taking it agian we need to sit next to the really smart people who didn't apply themselves in the year.lol. the world is my driveway will I put it in Drive or go Reverse. hmmmmmmmmmmm.......

i will be at the dmv this morning getting my permit b/c that is just what i do.
oh yeah i failed chem. regents w/ a 61

let's hear what you ppl's think bout does colores?

Math : 99
English : 89
Spanish : 72
History : 84
Chemistry : 84
Personal Management : 98

let's hope these are them
or better

wow school is finally over i really can't believe it actually i can b/c i sat threw my last three hour regents for chem today YES i am done

what's up my fellow friends. yesterday was so fun wit darnell. can't wait for TGIF friday......hang on she just logged on

at the pool having fun for once in my life.

I JUST REMEMBER THAT I SHOULD HAVE COPIED THIS INTO MY JOURNAL SO WHEN I CAN'T MAKE ONE HOTTIE SMILE I CAN REFER BACK TO THE SOURCE... SEE I THINK AHEAD... WHOEVER SAID I WAIT TO THE LAST MINUTE HAD NO IDEA WHAT THEY WHERE TALKING ABOUT...

28 ways to make a girl smile . . . . .
1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hott, fine or sexy.
2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if its just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times.
6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usally mean the most.
8 . Call her sweety.
9 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
10 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
11 . Write her notes. {she loves them}
12 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
13 . Play with her hair.
14 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
15 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
16 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes.
17 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.
18 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
19 . Carve your names into a Tree.
20 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
21 . Give her piggyback rides.
22 . Bring her Flowers just because.
23 .Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
24 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
25 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
26 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
27 . Kiss her in the rain.
28 . If your in love with her . . . Tell her.

What's up Gangsta's you are the kewlist of all!!!!!!!!!
just bought year book YUCK! $65.00 what a fucking rip off y do I buy these things.
got some good friends and others to sign the year book some things people wrote I am not very proud of lol. Laundry what a kewl name lol...

Joke of The Day


10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.


LOL x10^5 squared <------LOSER
Good Timez...............